William "Billy" Haynes

Texan Oil Baron/Cattle Rancher

Description:

“Son, if you got beef as red as Texas, you can right as rain make a hamburger, faster then a armadillo rolling down a hill.”

Bio:

A stereotypical red-blooded Texan who runs oil wells in Texas and is looking to expand into Florida. He served in the US Navy in the 80s and misses the good old days where America was America.

He went on the cruise with his wife Virginia, but suffered a heart attack during dinner. He was last seen being wheeled away to the infirmary.

William "Billy" Haynes

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